You can take my breath away!!! stay away from me I don’t want do die Now.
U made me smile so wide……..I can eat a banana side ways.
Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know it!!
The Moment She Arrives Every Other Face Fades Away…
Flirt but be alert.
Intel inside……….fool is out side.
Ashes 2 Ashes Dust 2 Dust Life is short so PARTY v must.
love all; hate none…see all; select one..
He Took Me Fr0m a Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My T0p 0ff. He Puts His Lips 0n Mine,But D0n’t W0rry I’m a Bottle 0f Wine..
Adam & Eve introduced love; Romeo & Juliet practiced it; Laila & Majnoo died for it; So PLZZZZZZZ guyz don’t go for it.
LOVE IS THE MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOOLS!
Loved by FEW Hated by MANY Feared by ALL.
I cant help falling in love with u….
Love can sometimes be magic… But magic can sometimes just be an illusion!!
Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
do u believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk past u again?
i removed L from LOVER…….n now its all OVER !!!
DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
Everyday That Goez By It Seemz Like I Discover Somethíng New about You To Love It’z Incredíble To Me How I’m Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty.
only little boys who call themselves men say I love you, and don’t mean it
Many heads many minds.
its not easy being me..but it sure is funny watching ppl try.
if u learn, u know more if u know more, u forget more ,if u forget more,u know less. so why learn.
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
SEt Me If U CaN.
unlike others yr brain is a masterpiece. It has 2 halves… The left & the right… The left has nothing right in it… & the right has nothing left in it!
2 catch me , u gotta me fast…2 c me u gotta be smart…but 2 be me………….damn, u must be kiddin.
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Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
Beauty isn’t a passport to success, it’s a Visa.
Is your name sprite? cause baby you’d quench my thirst!
To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy.
Every thing i lost i missing my mind da most.
Don`t dial my Heart number it is already engaged to Someone else.
no NIck just CLICK.
The Devil’s Advocate!!!
All Men r not stupid… some r bachlors….
All People Smile In The Same Language !!
I m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!
I broke her heart , She broke my jaw.
You can take my breath away!!! stay way from me i dont want do die now
Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that’s all we’ll ever be?
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
You r the living proof that man can live without a brain!
thinking of a nick …..!!!!!
“I Quit!…being 4n 4ngel is t00 t0ugh 4 j0b f0r me…”
w8 . i’m scanning your brain .. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 .. ERROR!! No brain detected!! ;)
Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you
O, it is excellent to have a giant’s strength, But it is tyrannous to use it like a giant.
You always pass failure on the way to success.
Here’s to you and here’s to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here’s to ME!
Intel Inside,,,, Hansome Outside
AbCdEfGhIjKlMnOpQrStVwXyZ…..ooooopsssssss….I mIsS U…….
always remember “thE mAstEr” its me……
look into my eyes ! u ll see… chocolates chips and a 1/2 litre pepsi
A WISE MONKEY NEVER MONKIES WITH ANOTHER MONKEY’S MONKEY…………………cool one isn’t it
i slept n dreamt dat life is beauty ………….i woke n found dat life is duty !!
u hate me not bcz i m ignoring u but bcz i m beautiful !!
who let the dogs out??… WHO WHO WHO WHO? who let the dogs out WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO??!?!?!
please e-mail me back if u have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!!
If ur naughty go 2 ur room..If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine.
Heaven won’t have me and hells afraid i’ll take over!
IT’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
God made mud god made dirt god made guys so girls can flirt.
The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs.
If u are feeling good about yourself, dont worry ull get over it.
u stupid i m notatalkin 2 u.
99%of boys r kool n stud n remaining 1% is in my skool..
star light star bright where da heck is MR.Right ????
Don’t be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN
4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep.
All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited.
Don’t hate the player, HATE the game!
guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
If u need space join NASA baby!!!
girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!
ITS A GURLS WORLD AND GUYS JUST LIVE IN IT!
***everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***
It’s not the size of the dog, It’s the size of the fight in the dog!
If You Luv Me… Let Me Know… If You Don’t… Then Let Me Go…
what’s the difference between boy’s soccer and girl’s soccer? oh ya
girl’s make it look better!!
Give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk
Well if i called the wrong number, why you answer?
My cat just knocked over a candle, which set fire to my dog. He, in turn, ran into my curtains and now they’re ablaze too. Damn it!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid ppl!
If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.
Evil Gummi bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue, and that purple one took my shoe!
I’ve got an idea! An idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I’m talking about.
A boat’s a boat but a box could be anything! It could even be a boat!
Fox has one of those new reality shows at eight, ‘Fast animals, slow children.’
Wow! Lois, look at you! You look like Britney Spears! Except not a fat guy.
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